Breakfast doesn't get more indulgent than this!

Guaranteed brownie points if you surprise someone with this!
| Preparation: 20 minutes | Serves: 4 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 5 minutes | Cold-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Free-range eggs | 3 | 3 | 
| Salted butter | 25 g | 0.9 oz | 
| Milk | 3 tbsp | 3 tbsp | 
| Black truffles (to taste) | 1 -2 | 1-2 | 
| Asparagus | 4 stalks | 4 stalks | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty |