The countries with the highest per capita consumption of crumpets are as follows:
To be honest, we don't know this for certain. It's based on internet interest more than anything else. We’ll endeavour to get some real facts, but in the meantime please let us know if you know more than we do.
Apparently, crumpets sell in much lower quantities in Scotland than they do in England and Wales, perhaps accounting for people’s miserable disposition north of the border. Sorry Northern Ireland, we have no data for you.