Crumpets with Pulled Pork and Coleslaw

Heaven to Betsy, this is good!

We might have gone awry on the ratio of crumpets to pork to coleslaw here (we used part of a broader pulled pork offering for our test) so please judge for yourselves!

 

Preparation: 20 minutes Serves: 12 crumpets
Cooking: 5 - 6 hours Cold-buttered crumpets
IngredientsQuantity (metric)Quantity (imperial)
Pulled pork
Boneless shoulder of pork1.25 kg2.75 lb
Paprika1 tsp1 tsp
Ground cumin1 tbsp1 tbsp
Chilli powder1 tsp1 tsp
Soft dark brown sugar1 tbsp1 tbsp
Salt and pepperPlentyPlenty
Olive oil2 tbsp2 tbsp
Barbeque sauceTo tasteTo taste
Coleslaw
White cabbage (cored and finely shredded)200 g7 oz
Carrots (peeled and grated)120 g4.2 oz
Red onion (peeled and finely sliced)80 g2.8 oz
Celery leaves (finely chopped) or finely shredded celery40 g1.4 oz
Mayonnaise3 tbsp3 tbsp
Cider vinegar1.5 tbsp1.5 tbsp
Dijon mustard1 tbsp1 tbsp
White sugar1 tbsp1 tbsp
Salt and pepperNot too littleNot too much

METHOD

      The pulled pork

      • Mix the spices and sugar together and rub into the pork, trying to get the meat as thoroughly coated as possible.
      • Place the meat into a roasting tin, drizzle on the olive oil and place into an oven pre-heated to 160 C (320 F).
      • Cook for 5 - 6 hours, basting the meat every so often, until it is perfectly cooked. To test its readiness, stick a big fork into the meat and try to lift it up; if it falls off the fork, it's done.
      • Let it cool for a few minutes, then use two forks to pull the pork apart, discarding any residual fat.
      • Place the pulled pork into a bowl and mix in barbeque sauce to taste.
      • Cover to keep it warm.

      The coleslaw       

      • The coleslaw available in British supermarkets is generally a completely tasteless gloop of stale vegetables in mayonnaise. If you have better options round your way, by all means use them; otherwise, it really is easy to make your own.
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      • By mixing the ingredients together in a bowl.           
                               

      The crumpets

      • Spoon on the coleslaw, add the pulled pork and crack open the beer.               

       

 

As ever, don't forget to use pork from happy pigs or karma might come to bite you on the arse.